Shooting a practise ILS into Wichita Mid-Continent Intl on a quiet night some months ago with another pilot on the right seat who flew into that airport for the last 30 years:
ICT Approach just handed us over to tower, we called up and TWR came back:
Apache xxx did you receive your climb out instructions?
The pilot with me pushed the button and went off:
"Nope, approach was too lazy as usual, but I guess it's hdg 070 and 3000 ft."
I was kinda stunned about the response, especially the lazy part, but tower came back with "climb out instructions correct, you should work here part time"