A certain Crew Chief with the initials FF used to run around with a dustbin-lid, stick it on a flat-top and shout 'radar failure'........
.........and we used to bait a certain Welshman by informing him that Gatwick were on 'single-runway' 'cos he once fell for it and made a general broadcast.
And when EP used to shout 'All q****s can't tap-dance' it was a sight to behold as the entire North Bank leapt to its feet and tap-danced whilst transmitting.....
if only the punters knew.
Or the pilots, for that matter......