I know an AT Captain who has the Benny Hill tune on his mobile when Ascot Ops ring!
During periods of extreme 'on-the-bus/off-the-bus' I had the classic bigtop theme conveniently to hand on my desktop (strangely, called Entry of the Gladiators). It enabled me to quickly summarise what I thought of the plan so far...
Oddly enough, I levelled-out at the rank of sgt.