Ventless spleens?
I knew there was something about you guys! Helo pilot spleens are fitted with vents! We fixed-wing types just vent spleen but not the spleen itself. (Doing that is what the less-educated choose to call "whining, whingeing, bitching," or "moaning.")
Lately it's a stress-free life compared to as was but there was a time there when I could have used a vented spleen, yes. Is there a Form 337 attached to your Birth Certificate when you have been fitted with one?