Arrrr Teresa as an avid fan of yours even I suspect you were a bit insensitive, but hey..... what are friends for.
The thought of our friend being in the middle of this mess, and the prospect of being locked in a cupboard, with circling authorities strangely seems a fitting exit, but probably would not cause any stress as this has been the operating environment for some time. As has been the constant cry "someone get help".
Perhaps there is an opportunity as a truce negotiator, the only problem would be working out which side is being represented, although the overall winner could be assumed. Perhaps there would even be a cuddle at the end, but Teresa, 70 virgins is a bit over the top.
Hope he forgets the latest cost cutting by forgetting to empty the bin (SMH this morning) so someone can find what has really been happening, although suspect this is unlikely.
For all those who talk about the successes of QF dont forget there is a strong case this was despite management, not because of it.
Now FOG please leave the building.