Came across a Nav called "SPIN" - Shortest Person In Nato.
A test pilot, still a serving senior officer who got allocated the job of evaluating the Eurofighter small-size flying kit got the OFFICIAL title "UK Small Person", working for him was "UK Large Person", who was last seen flying for Virgin.
Phantom pilot of my acquaintance with the surname of "Dyde" just became "Upton".
G