EK FO Rhapsody
Is this the real life is this reality
caught in the right seat
with a DEC from blighty.
open your ties, roll both your eyes and screeeeeaaam
Im just a gear boy need loads of sympathy
because im easy come hard to go
fly so high paid so low
Anyway this plane goes
doesnt really matter toooo meee, toowho meeee
mama just killed a man,
the problem was you see,
he was a f****ng DEC,
Mama three years on the job
hope the w@nkers wont hire another knob
Emirates ooooooooo
Didnt think that you would lie
Im staying down route on my flight tomorrow
Carry on carry on
cos my roster doesnt matter
3 years my time has come,
gonna move to the left seat
or a dec will get beat
goodbye everybody all you bills and woes
if only
theyd stop hiring left seat hoes
Emirates ooooooooo
I dont want to cry
sometimes wish id never been hired at all
instrument
bridge
I see a little bleeding w@nker of a man
what a douche
what a douche
he cant read the ops manual
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frighten him
He just dont know,
he just dont know,
he just dont know,
an y thing
I wish hed go go go go
He just a poor sod from a poor company
hes just a plonker with a dodgy history
Hes such a c0ck and he patronises me
Easy come hard to go
will you let this hoe go.....
Insahallah no
they wont let this ****** go
let him gooo
no
let hom gooo
no
no no no no nono no
mama mia mama mia
mama mia will you go
Belezebub sent this tosser to frustrate me
To be continued its late
Last edited by williewalsh; 19th Aug 2008 at 10:53.