Attention "other" Security Managers Oz wide.
In
Melbourne the long security tables (available in every other OZ terminal) are aligned with the screening machine so that the "line of sad-eyed pax struggling with their computers, belts, boots, mobile phones and penis enlargers" can slide their "wad" along until screened. Get it? They don't have to stand in line, baby-on-hip, juggling all this "dangerous" contraband!!! They can simply
sliiiiiide it to the screener...
