The Bristow Pay Rise
Forget Twin Ooters, forget bank accounts in Guinea-Bissau, from the world beating Bristow team, creators of the world-beating Target Zoro, empowering safety leaders to cascade our message of One world, One Team. If you join our team you can have an ethical bank account in the Channel Islands. This is called an 'offshore account', but all your details will be forwarded as a matter of routine to Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs in UK - you can't say fairer or more ethical than that now can you? You'll also have the opportunity to join our pathfinding team in Nigeria who are working on setting new world records for prolonging the life of early examples of the Bell 412 and S76. Groundbreaking work indeed.
Naturally, we don't expect something for nothing and our world-beating team of accountants have put together a new salary package which will be the envy of most, will encourage even more defections from CHC and is confidently expected to convince at least 50% of our present workforce to change to a new world-beating 8/4 roster. But, you don't have to take my word for it....... the bottom line is the money right? So, here are the full details of our new world-beating salary package:
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