A chicken gets used as a ball at my rugby club dinner. I confirm it makes a terible mess. Last event was in May. Does that count? (Thought not.)
My Mess usually just confines itself to broomstick tug of war, the shell case game, (does it have a proper name?) and deck landings. The table tops have been badly damaged on many an occiasion. Of course when we get new members we have burberry submarines and lancaster bombers. No one gets hurt in those only wet. Oh yes we did make a young lady throw when she touched Nelson's eye, that was fun!