Once, at Lossie, I was filling up at the nearest petrol station to the camp, a BP station, and someone thought I was a BP tanker driver.
Our camouflage is so
good that we can pass for invisible.
How about nice prominent BUMPER stickers on our cars so the guards can just wave us through or bring back
the FLY NAVY, SAIL AIR FORCE, or xxxx ARMY
Only problem with that is the Air Force don't have any boats any more.