Shy
When we last flew together I did notice that your right hand sported that big (well earned) Breitling. I thought you had got up late and put it on the wrong wrist - now I know you are "keggy wedged", it explains everything. Well almost everything.
As for Johnny Mathis looks - only the canteen ladies at at the LZ SW of TNT had you in their gunsights! I reckon you got off lightly!
You were always modest of course.
UG