Is a lie! In the centre of excellence nothing will go missing unless daddy wants it/him to go missing. Is true our first DO went missing because daddy wanted it - he was a rude man and didn't say nice things to daddy.
We let the Let go because of not suiting our purpose well well. The crew were like the first DO and daddy did not like them. Is true we could not land at Bonny, and we looked for alternative work for the Let. Being the fine, forward-looking, modern aggressive, centre of excellence we are, we lloked at extending the VI helipad for the Let (just like the modern city airport in that fine, modern city that daddy and I like - London). Sadly, daddy's friends were not good friends and did not take a proper business view of our excellent business proposal (they have not been to modern, overseas university and done top-class degree like daddy and me), so use of the helipad will have to attend arrival of our top-class, VIP S92. We have now decided the S92 and Dash 8 are just interim measure now and we will be first customers in Nigeria for for BA609 tiltrotor and Airbus 380. The residents of Lagos will so love the quiet tiltrotor as it cruise past their house in whatever livery we can find sponsor for. The 380 will be used for a new internal shuttle service (carrying on from our fantastic, innovative, modern helicopter shuttle), where we shall start in Lagos with full passenegrs and then carry on flying on circular route to Ibadan, Sokoto, Kano, Zaria, Kaduna, Abuja, Benin, Warri, Port Harcourt, Owerri, Enugu, Makurdi, Jos, Bauchi, Maduguri, Yola, Calabar, Lagos. Everyone will be so happy and we shall have demonstrate to everybody again how clever and forward-looking this company truely is.
Sunny does not need to run anywhere - it is not dignified for senior staff to run and is difficult if wearing pointy shoe, which we encourage all senior staffs to do so they can be looking as snappy dressers as myself.
Is a lie! - there is no shortage of money for the Jumbolino, just those INAC peoples who do not understand brown envelope concept and are so unhelpful, not like our own CAA at all, at all. Is taking time because Uncle terry is old man now and need to have proper paid rest with small party everywhere in Africa. Also for Steve is difficult because there is plenty bad weather with dust and every meteorological hazard which is ruining his fine suit, so he need to make long stops just for the dry cleaning.
So, pay no attention, everything is going too well with our modern innovative company. daddy says Happy New Year in arrear to everyone (except those people he doesn't like and will soon make to disappear). As you see, is plenty happening and we are now taking application from suitably qualified pilots with experience on S92, AW139, Jumbolino, BA609, Airbus 380 and every thing.