Couldn’t all LoCo aircraft or ‘Y’ class seats in other aircraft be fitted with bicycle type pedals to propel the planes to the runway? The purser could stand at the front of the aircraft and beat a drum to keep everyone in time, the rest of the cabin crew could walk up and down lashing out at those who are not making enough effort.
Hang on, I think I’ve already flown with this level of service, only the pedals were missing.
Boggars