Brian Clegg....now there's a name. One must admit the balmy clime within Nigeria lies could qualify as a tropical paradise of a sort. If you were safely esconced within a secure Five Star accomodation with an unlimited budget for entertainment of customers....police escort for your travels...luxury automobiles....someone to do the chores and cooking, swimming pool, outdoor bar, tennis courts, squash court, golf course. Throw in the Sat TV, internet, seamless electricity...heck...that is not a bad deal at all.
Do they ever come out of the Castle and visit the cake eaters? Have they ever spent the night much less a full six weeks in the staff quarters? Do they even know where the staff quarters are?