Now then, I can't believe that you're leaving just as this bun fight is getting good Cariad:
'everything the k does in theatre'? - if that involves getting w@@kered in an Aki kebab house on the way, waking up in the morning with shoes covered in Tahini. Living in sub standard sh:te tents in the sand waxing lyrical about the fact that it's just not as good as it used to be, b:tching about Navs, telling bright young things that they should have been here ten years ago, talking the 'when I was in......' talk, slagging off the other fleet to all who'll listen....then yes, we can do that.... ( but we can't make our flight deck stink of p;ss in a manner befitting the 'klassic')
anyhting else I'll get back to you, I'll just go ask 'my mate down the pub'
still no takers on the urinal offers fat albert?