On the subject at hand:
Recently a flight crew was overnighting at a Middle East hotel. The next morning the flight attendants were waiting in the lobby for the tech crew but there was no sign of the captain. Suddenly with great commotion he sprinted through the lobby to the lift absolutely starkers, obviously had a big night out. An elderly woman seated next to one of the attractive f/a's leaned over and said "That's the pilot, you're going to be late" Intrigued the f/a asked her how she knew he was the pilot. "That's easy........................................................ ............................................................ .................... Big Watch, Little Dick!"
[ 09 October 2001: Message edited by: barleyhi ]