No! No! It's worse that that! They'll call me a ....
Sassunnach!!
and an
ex-Pongo
I'll be drummed out of the Pipe Band, I'll never get in to The Vaults again, I'll be called a White Settler, I'll be cashiered from RAFA!
Help me boys! What'll I do? Where will I go?
Does anyone know a good plastic surgeon?
When's the next plane to Venezuela?