Oh My God Beagle! You are a heartless old sod!! Have I not exposed enough of my innermost self on this thread for you?
Yes, you've sussed me, you perceptive swine. But you just wouldn't let it lie; you have to rip into the darkest depths of my soul.
I was happy for AT to be a beer-swilling, whisky drinking, curry-eating, gay, Scots ex-crab officer. I suppose I set myself up, even this lady didst protest too much, the moth flew too close to the flame.
OK, if you insist. Yes AT did drink pink gin. Are you happy now?
Worse than that, I drank pints of Pimms at Sanders.
You've ripped it from me
I was a
Rupert before I was a Crab. They made me do it!
Oh, the shame. How can I show my face at the Malt Whisky Society again? I'll even have to change my PPRune Handle!
Are you happy now? Are you? Are You?
