Forget wasps, midges, even bloody crane flies (utterly, totally pointless, they don't even eat anything). What was He thinking when He created the duck-billed platypus?
"Ho hum. Those spiders are going to scare a few men-thingies [chuckles]. Now, what do I have left? Some beaks... avian reproductive systems... otter bodies... and some poisonous claws. I have a great idea...!"
Not forgetting, He also chose to inflict us with such delights as dyslexia, insomnia, indecision, and Trinny and Suzannah.
Definition of a dyslexic agnostic insomniac: one who lies awake at night, pondering the existence of dog.
Okay, strayed from the point somewhat...!