Partial to a spot of Bush myself, P2S, though I prefer mine green and malty. I can see whisk(e)y sales plummeting in messes up and down the country as closet queens switch to a more 'manly' drink; Malibu and pineapple perhaps?
Reminds me of the great Not the Nine o'clock News sketch where Billy Connolly walks in to a bar:
BC: Has Jimmy the Hatchet McGregor been in?
Barman: No.
BC: Has Angus the Hammer McDonald been in?
Barman: No.
BC: Has Ronnie the Razor McFarlane been in?
Barman: No.
BC (with camp lisp): Och well, I'll have a Campari & Soda then please!
Beags old chap, the Great Architect probably just did it on Sunday with a hangover, same day as he thought up the midges with which to plague his own country.