Purple Pitot - have you heard something I haven't? Where are these people who are going to be given licences to jump ship going to come from or is the jump "ship" part indicative? I had heard that the reverse was true and that salaries should improve accordingly - eventually!
Beware redheads check the underside!
Oh and I took home a broken watch that said 29th, 30th and 31st February - until 3rd March!
"keeping an ear to the ground"