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Old 29th Mar 2005, 20:19
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BEagle
 
Join Date: May 1999
Location: Quite near 'An aerodrome somewhere in England'
Posts: 25,276
1. Since when did an MG ever start first time?
2. How did Bill manage to start it before 'jumping in'?
3. If it was that cold and icy, no self-respecting Siamoggie would be out of the house! They're not that stupid.
4. Was Bill too stupid to NB the forecast if he was going to need his car so early?
5. Or too mean to afford a garage rather than wasting money on a gravel path? And why not wear shoes to avoid his feet having to crunch on the gravel?
6. Why did he allow Jo to stay snoring in her pit rather than slapping her on the bum before saying something endearing like "Tea, white, one. Right now, bitch!"?
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