Meanwhile, on the planet Coosebane…
Political Staffer: Bad news boss: the private pilots are going to teach us a lesson by complying with the rules!
Party Leader: Oh no! Which seats will we lose if we get all the private pilots off side?
Staffer: Not single one.
Party Leader: I see. We must immediately divert our resources from wooing voters in marginal seats, to making private pilots happy.
Meanwhile, back on planet Earth….