ATC to Varig as it busts its level on departure......
"Varig123, what level are you climbing to?"
"Any level you like, sir"
And the following rumoured to have been heard on Thames Radar.....
"N123AB descend to 3,000ft, the QNH is 1013mb"
"N123AB can we have that in inches please"
"N123AB descend to 36,000 inches, the QNH is 1013mb"
WF