Originally Posted by
BEagle
As any AT/AAR world traveller who has visited the USofA will know, ordering breakfast in the US is a good grounding in resistance to interrogation. The aim of the game is to avoid being asked any questions:
We have exactly the same game at our USA office, which has a perfectly straightforward and simplistic sandwich shop, made to order, across the street. Enter two Brits.
"Right, I'll have a large wholemeal sub, with York ham, cheese - er, Monterey Jack cheese, tom-a-ter [pronounced correctly], iceberg lettuce, and mayo, All in a paper bag, not plastic."
Smiles to colleague.
"Yep. Regular or low-cal for the mayo ... ?"
(Sigh).