.....They’re all at it, sigh, so much for Officer and gentlemen.....
I'm sure you'd know Nutty, although stones and glass houses comes to mind.
If he had only (instead of ceremonially parading minus kit) carved naughty bits from soap and presented his execrable artworks to female coworkers for giggles, grins and high-jinks Xmas frolics. Oh how everyone would have laughed. Or perhaps not.