Originally Posted by
Lead Balloon
Exactly.
And, as any good Pastafarian (blessed be the Quob!) like me knows, global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s.
As the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased.
The Truth
happy Holiday, holiday from a fellow Pastafarian :-) Blessed be his noodleness!