Old 17th Dec 2003, 06:12
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Davaar
I'll mak siccar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Tir nan Og
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Mr Draper, in her teaching days my sister took a group of lads into a Scottish wee shoppe for a snack. They all wanted crisps. There were no crisps. My sister said to the old biddy running it: "You should stock crisps." Answer: "If Ah wis tae stock crisps, Ah'd never be dune rinnin'"
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