On top of the many other masturbatory aspects of the quote, can I recommend a bit more experience? I have 51 years of flying, from more than just EWR and JFK and a handful of ATPLs. One thing I have learned is to never fly under water fowl. Their natural predators hit from above, and their natural threat response is to dive.
I would really like to see some idiot seeing birds in time to do anything other than utter a bad word, and then trying to jam a 747 under a flock of geese.
The last time I flew TWA I had to have TWA coffee because they didn’t have any TWA tea. Now this guy comes along...