How *dare* you so casually assume that this morning is a "good" one for everyone here? You have erased my personal experience of this being far from a "good" morning and now I am so distraught that I cannot listen to anything else you have to say. I will be complaining to your employer. "Good" day to you!
A case in UK recently of a hairdressing salon posting on the Job Centre website for a "happy" individual, had it refused, as discriminatory against "unhappy" people. It was accepted, and blamed on an over enthusiastic worker, but not before it hit the press.