An F4 pilot was visiting the base where the Mirages lived, and the night in the bar stretched on.
At 0530, said pilot was seen on his hands and knees in the bar, with his singlet pulled through his fly, mopping up spilt beer.
At 0730, he passed over the Officers' Mess in full afterburner. But who was going to complain about the CO?
Plenty more stories about this lovable character.