This!!!
Oh and don't forget the complaints about the tax bills for the pension pot being so big!
I flew with a lovely bloke a number of years ago who told me all about the house he and his sailing chum had purchased for a meagre 380k to keep their gear in. Apparently it was a must to have their sails etc so close to the boat. Not being a sailor, still loaded up with training debt and having recently struggled onto the housing ladder I politely excused myself for a few minutes for a quick Basil Fawlty style 'BASTARD!!!!' shout in the toilet.