Originally Posted by
Water pilot
I thought the whole MAX saga was already a
PR disaster of the highest order, but apparently there's always someone that can do worse. To think that some people actually held a meeting and decided that a 3-by-5-inch card would get the message across to the anxious traveller that the MAX is now really, really safe...
- "So what kind of jedi mind-trick would make the public trust our aircraft again?"
- "Well, you know, we could hand over a safety leaflet or something..."
- "No, a leaflet won't grasp enough attention. We need something more substantial, say... a card!"
- "Brilliant idea! Let's hand over safety cards!"
- "So what size should we use? I was thinking something portable, like 3 x 4 inch?"
- "Meh, a bit small, ain't it? What about 4 x 4?"
- "No, too square. You know what - we'll settle for 3 x 5 inch"
- "Great, consider it done! One more problem solved then."
Un!be!lie!va!ble!
