Originally Posted by
langleybaston
Have Insurance actuaries worked out the Life Expectancy of a JoAnna in a Mess?
Death comes in many forms:
water [alcoholic]
Fire
Assault
Dropping from a great height
Launching
What is it about pianos that marks them for untimely death?
They don't live forever apparently so look upon it as euthanasia
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-19706812