1..Jeez...why stop at a Dayglo Fashion Statement.?
Hard Hard... you could get stuck by debris thrown up by prop wash or jet blast, head protection
Flack jacket..body protection re same
Ear Muffs... for the 'safety' protection of your hearing...jet noise etc.
Steel cap shoes ...could get yr foot run over.
Safety goggles...gotta protect yr eyes from dust, grit.n.sh*t as a result of 1.
A 150 page Reg doc regarding, will stipulate a strict liability offence that on leaving the aircraft not such attired will be 100 penalty points or confiscation of the aircraft. Dont larf !
2. We really do need a revolution.