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Old 13th Nov 2019, 05:20
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Rated De
 
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What an unwelcome development.
Resplendent in wedded bliss, the region's most highly remunerated airline executive nearly choked on a sausage, at breakfast time.

Options on the table include:
  • Jetstar too in "terminal decline" (not sure how to write the necessary "transformation" options against a wholly owned subsidiary)
  • Have "Stream Lead" Now lead QF IR negotiator Safe intervene? Like a modern Rudolf Hess. (unfortunately his flying is usually at the expense of colleagues, ten bits of silver and all)
  • Call Jetstar pilots "kamikaze" claim they need first class massages and such
  • Ground them and lock them out?
  • Farm out flying to Network?
  • Link new aircraft types to "productivity" improvement?

What to do, what to do.
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