Dear God.
I have just got around to my emails, and read about the Traffic Light System.
Sorry to sound like a hysterical, "woke" feminist, but seriously? That's the answer? Judging by how everyone turns up fully prepared at my dispatch table, I can only assume we are already on "Yellow-y, tinge of green"?
Please, please, do better. (and yes, I've been one of the try-ers).
If management is not sending you a strong enough signal, then listen to AP's Rotten Fruit, or failing that, the appalling vote results to TP's motion.