Righto, time to put this one to bed ... (and no-one thought of that?)
honourable mentions to ShyTorque with "Well if it's not a bloke, how come her jacket fastens the wrong way?".....
Kiltrash for mentioning Mrs Slocombe's pussy .....
but todays' winner the not politically correct "Nutloose" with ....... wait for it.....
"I say, Section Officer Harvey, there are a bunch of your WAAFs over here under a blanket"
"Oh gawd, who are they shagging now?"
Take it away Nutty ; the CST is on its' way (if UPS don't lose it)
ttfn