- “‘Specialists’’: Anyone with ‘specialist’ in their job title should be dispatched to the unemployment line. Created positions for people on ‘mates rates’ or for loyalists who do nothing other than lick management’s kyber’s and drink latte’s all day. Specialists -
There have been glimmers of hope in the past when the used car salesmen and their pets, purveyors of the Virgin flair, were dispatched. Perhaps the process needs to be repeated and maybe target the owners of “sucked mango” haircuts, man-buns and anybody drinking Kale smoothies or decaf.