Have you seen the President, roughing it in a tent
With that famous icy stare, and his nostrils in the flare
Bush hats and cargo trousers, white nikes and very few showers
Shooting every bird, or that’s what I have heard
It’s where Doris Day loves to holiday
Why don't you show off yer manly bits
Putin on the ritz
Outdoor type wearing greatcoats, pants with tights
Takes off shirt showing saggy tits
Putin on the ritz
Dressing like a down-at-heel trooper
Trying mighty hard to look like Henry Cooper (splash it all over)
Come let's fish where lumberjacks chop down sticks
With their "tackle" in their mitts
Putin on the ritz
It’s where Doris Day loves to holiday
Why don't you show off yer manly bits
Putin on the ritz