2 Business men are sitting on an airliner bound for New York when 1 turns to the other and says
"I hear that the number of airmisses in on the increase"
The second one turns back and says
"How do you know that?"
"Oh, I read it in the paper" says the first man
"I didn't know they had papers on this flight" says his companion.
"Oh, they don't" replies the first man again, looking out of the window, "but they do on that flight over there"