AA - Arrogant Ars*holes / American Assh*loes
AEROFLOT Accidents Expected Regularly On F****** Lethal Old Tupolevs
AEROFLOT Airline Every Russian Or Foreigner Leaves on Terrified
AF: Air Chance
AI Allah Informed
AIR FRANCE An International Reputation for Rude and Non Caring Employees
AIR FRANCE mAIRde France (merde is French for ****)
AIR ZIMBABWE After Independent Rhodesia, Zimbabwean Idiots Motivated Arseholes Before White Engineers
AIR ZIMBABWE After Independent Rhodesia, Zimbabwean Imbecile Mugabe's Black Airline Became Worst Ever
ALIA Arabs Like It Anally
ALITALIA - All Landings in Turin, All Luggage in Africa
ALITALIA Always Late In Takeoff And Lucky If Arriving
AUSTRAL Argentina's Useless ****ty Third Rate Airline
AUSTRAL Argentinian Users Shun This Rotten Airline
AVIANCA A Very Inferior And Nasty Colombian Airline
Aer Arran - Avoids every runway, actually rural roads are needed.
Aer Lingus - Almost Equals Ryanair, Legroom Is Not Great, Uncomfortable Seats
Aer Lingus: Attractive Elderly Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Skirts
Avianca - Aircraft vile inside and now cleaned annually.
BA - Bloody Arrogant
BAF - Bloody Awful Flight
BALKAN Bulgarian Aircraft Leaving Kiss Arse Now
BEA - Back Every Afternoon
BEA Britains Excuse for an Airline
BMI - Bast**d management, idiots.
BMI - Bloody Minded Individuals
BMI = Buy More Insurance!
BMI baby - Buisness model interesting - Branding , absolutely bloody yuk.
BMed (British Mediterranean Airways) Begin Married, End Divorced.
BOAC - Bend Over Again Christine (Keeler)
BOAC - Boeing Aircraft Company
BOAC Better On A Camel or Baggage On Another Continent.
BOAC Britain's Overseas Aerial Circus
BWIA = Britain's Worst Investment Abroad
BWIA = But Will It (Ever) Arrive?
BWIA Britain's Worst Investment Abroad
CAAC China Airlines, Always Crashing
CATHAY - c**ts and tits help aid yields
CATHAY Commie Arseholes Took Hongkong AwaY
CSA Cute Stewardesses Available / Crappy Service Aboard
CUBANA Castro Usually Boards Another National Airline
CUBANA Crashes Usual Before Arriving at Nearest Airport
DELTA Don't Expect Luxury Treatment Aboard
DELTA: Divert Every Landing To Atlanta
DELTA: Dont Expect Luggage To Arrive
DHL : Day and a Half Late
DHL Delayed and Horribly Lost
DHL Drop it, Hide it, Lose it
Delta - Don't Ever Leave The Airport
EASYJET - Easy And Simple Yes Just Extremely Tacky
EMIRATES Expat Managed Indian Run and Thousands Exploited Sexually
Easyjet: Engines Are Silly Yet Just Endure Takeoff.
El AL - every landing always late.
Emirates - European Managed, Indian Run, Australian Trained - Everyone Screwed
Eva Air Every Voyage An Agonizing Involuntary Re-route
Finnair Flights Into Northern Neighbourhoods And Icy Regions
Flugfelag Islands - Flying Low Under God, Flying Everyday Lifting Above Glaciers, Interesting Sights, Landing At Northerly Deserted Strips
Flybe - Feels Like You're Being Exploited
Flybe - Forget Life - You Belong to Exeter
Flybe - French's little yucky belly extractors
Flybe - fly better elsewhere
GARUDA Gets Airborne Relying Upon Divine Assistance
IBERIA In Barcelona, Expect Ridiculously Inexperienced Airhostesses
IBERIA In Bay (of Tor), Explicit Rudeness In Airporthotels
IBERIA It Breaks Every Rule In Aviation
IBERIA Its Badness Exceeds Records In Aviation
JET2 - just echoing the-other 2
JMC - Just Muddling Charters
JMC - just more c**p
LIAT - Leave the Islands Any Time
LIAT Luggage In Another Terminal
LUFTHANSA - Let Us *uck The Hostesses And Not Say Anything
LUFTHANSA - Luggage Usually Flies To Hannover And Never (the) Selected Airport
OLYMPIC Onassis Liked Young Male Pinups in Cockpit
OLYMPIC Over London You May Piss In Comfort
PIA Please Inform Allah / Paki Illegals Aboard
PLUNA - pocos locos usan nuestros aviones...
QANTAS - Quite A Nasty Trip - All Spewing.
QANTAS Queers And Nymphomaniacs Transported Anywhere Safely
QANTAS Queers And Nymphos Trained As Stewards
RENFE : Rogamos empujen nuestros ferrocarriles estropeados.
RYANAIR 'Rome? You Are Now Actually in Rotherham'....
RYANAIR Reach Yerevan, Armenia, navigate alternative India route
RYANAIR Really Yuri, All Nobheads Acknowledge I'm Russian
RYANAIR Really? You Are Now Actually In Rome!
RYANAIR Relishing Your Appalling Nosh Aloft Is Revolting
RYANAIR Reservations You Are Needing Are Increasingly Restricted
RYANAIR Ridiculously Yellow And Naff Ambience Is Risible
RYANAIR Roger Your Aircrew and Nail Another Internet Ripoff
RYANAIR Rotterdam? Yup! Amsterdam North, Actually In Rygge.
RYANAIR Ruins Your Appetite, Nuts An Inordinate Ripoff
Ryanair - Relatively young Aircrew New Aircraft Interesting Routes.
Ryanair - Ridiculously Yellow And Not Alot Inside Really.
Ryanair You Are Nearly Always Ignorant Rude .
Ryanair- Drop your trousers and pants to your ankles, turn round and bend over!
SAA ****ting All over Africans
SAA South Africa's Apology for An Airline
SABENA Such A Bloody Experience Never Again
SAHSA - Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS = Same As Sabena
SAS Sex And Satisfaction
SAUDIA Saudi Airlines Underhand Deals Include Alcohol
SWISS - So What, It's Still Swissair
SWISSAIR Swiss Wankers Insist on Sexless Stewardesses And Impeccable Reliability
TAA Try Another Airline
TAM - Timetables are makebelieve.
TAP Transports All Peasants
TAP Try another plane
TAROM Travellers Avoid this Russian Organised Mess
TWA - T*t, W*nk, A*sehole
TWA - Three-hundred Wet Americans (post TWA 800)
TWA - Try Walking Across
TWA The W@ankers' Airline
UPS - use pidgeons , speedier.
US Airways (u/s airways) - Unserviceable Airways
VARIG Virgins Are Rare In Guanabara
VIASA Venezuela's Insolvent Airline, Sadly Absent
WOW (Iceland) - Why Oh Why?
World Airways - We Organize Really Long Delays