A clean Joke . Aviation Related. For Kids . Christmas theme even !
Santa is doing his last minute preparations for the big night. Just as he's tightening the last of the restraining straps for the presents, he gets a tap on the shoulder from a man in a suit. He turns around, somewhat stunned, and asks
"Can I help you ?"
" Yes Mr Claus, I`m Mr Smith from the CAA. I've come to inspect both your sleigh and licences. You know, just to confirm MPNS, RVSM compliance etc"
Santa lets out a huge laugh. He can't beleive it !! Him !! Santa !! Being checked !! It's ludacris !!!
" But I`m Father Christmas !! I've done this for years and years. This has never happened before !!"
The CAA man shows no sympathy . After arguments about the sleigh and equipment and licences they come to a compromise .
" We'll go and do a check ride and if all's well after that then you can go"
So Santa gets the reindeers ready, all set to go. The CAA man gets in, with a couple of Elfs.
Just as Santa starts his take off run, the CAA man pulls out a shotgun from under his coat.
" OI " shouts one of the elfs " You can't bring that on here !!"
" Shhh ! " says the CAA man
" I'm going to give him an engine failure after take off !!!"
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