A large field of entrants approaches the wire with one furlong to go! They are all the fastest and funniest horses ever seen! Their jockeys rise up and whip their sweaty steeds with furious humo(u)r! Out of nowhere comes
Lafyar Cokov, a late entry with impeccable credentials. They're at the finish;
Cokov wins with
"Wow -- look at the size of that Horse Fly!" The crowd rises to its feet and, in an huge standing ovation, claps their collective cock off. The rest of the entries find their way to Tesco's meat department. (Yea or Neigh?)
Congratulations, a wreath of roses, and the CST are on their way to you via Pony Express, Tovarisch!
- Mr. Ed
