Its not that bad really
Now come on chaps its not all doom and gloom.
I have it on very good authority that Crass Control at Cranwell have ordered some extra Group Captain uniforms for a new batch of 'celeb endorsee's',and that even now Boscombe Down are engaged in fatigue testing of replacement heated seats for the PTT.
This has been a bit of a problem after the initial batch were found to have the incorrect thermostats fitted (some mix up on e;bay with centigrade & F-Ht) and time ex'ed VGS staff used for the tests (because they had a plentiful supply) were seen to be hurling themselves into an adjacent water tank with their A...... on fire.
New badge for the Corps Staff replacing Venture Adventure with a Red and Yellow flash stating WE ARE ALL FIRED UP WITH ATC GLIDING.