HFP, your mum not hug you when you were a child or something? Did your parents take the “let him cry it out” method to an extreme?
As far as HKE goes, welcome to the club boys and girls. Don’t forget to invite us to some of those BBQ’s you’ve been known to organise. We’ll undoubtedly have plenty to discuss.
Our friend HFP and his kind will bring plenty of salt to go around for everyone.