Originally on the card
1/ Goodbye .... and he is off to a real flying job with Ryanair
2/ If you can read this we are too low
3/ I charge £50 per picture call 0746352123
4/ Your name on the cockpit here to impress the opposite sex
5/ Whats that goat doing in the cloud bank
or
Pilot holds up a card...,Takes one to know one