Originally Posted by
andrewmcharlton
"OK, so when he opens the bog door open fire, he'll sh*t himself !"
Reminds me of a campsite in France on Bastille Day. There was a rather splendid toilet block in traditional fortress style. Come the evening we gathered around the pool for the festivities. The toilet block was in darkness and tapped off but this did not stop a German camper.
The festivities started with red flares lighting up the toilet at the same time as the puzzled German emerged. Moments later all hell broke out as the Bastille was besieged. 😀