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Old 12th Jan 2019, 11:58
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jolihokistix
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
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Quick rework.

Putin was woken up in the early morning recently by his footman.
"I'm awfully sorry to have to wake you sir, but it's an emergency. I have some good news and some bad news."
"Give me the bad news first", said Putin, keeping his eyes closed and struggling to ignore the thumping from last night's vodka.
"It's the Chinese, sir. They've landed on the far side of the moon!"
"God, that's truly bad. Ooofff.... And now I suppose you're going to give me with the good news?"
"Well, sir, it's all of them, sir."
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